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MIGHTYJ

I am just a fish boat engineer who is a student of science and engineering.
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I Found This Weight Loss Trick For Women and I Just Had To Share It :)

Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM EST
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By mightyj

This Thai commercial shows how to get that body into shape fast.

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 Who knew it could be so easy to lose pounds from the waist line and gain inches of bust size at the same time? The ancient oriental art of body shaping kung fu is the new way to get the body you want fast. No more waiting around and sweating to the oldies with that fu-fu guy with the bad hair. Forget about all of those nasty diet pills. (Except for this one) This system is easier to learn than jazzercise and even pole dancing (But if you feel the need to learn pole dancing too that is ok :)

 

 

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mightyj

And you thought Chuck Norris was tough.

  • 6 votes
Reply#1 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:08 AM EST
Kara Shalee

This seems to be a new and improved version of those body shapers. I don't own one, so sorry I can't think of the name of it! I like Robin Williams' version of the do it all pill. The Olestra bit was a scream.......

  • 6 votes
Reply#2 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:31 AM EST
js-445607

I was standing in the line for the pharmacy and a young woman was looking at the diet aids. She asked me if I knew anything about one of them and I showed her the "anal leakage" message. She didn't know what that meant and when I delicately explained it to her, her eyes got wide and she replied, "Oh my, that won't do".

Olestra is one of those "Fear of Farting" ingredients. lol

  • 5 votes
#2.1 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM EST
mightyj

Olshartstain BM (Can't make the trademark symbol)

For when you would literally @!$%# yourself if you could just lose a few pounds.

  • 4 votes
#2.2 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:23 PM EST
js-445607

There's a good brand, JJ. I think it needs to be on all the labels that have the ingredient.

  • 4 votes
#2.3 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:25 PM EST
js-445607

"What's that smell?"

"Oh never mind that, I'm just dieting"

  • 4 votes
#2.4 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:58 PM EST
mightyj

That smell? Why it's Olshartstain BM the latest breakthrough in crapping yourself thin. The weight just runs down your leg and then you pour it out of your shoes.

  • 3 votes
#2.5 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:04 AM EST
js-445607

Don't forget the copious amounts of greasy farts. "Hand me that double cheese burger with the bacon please, I'd like to entertain my friends and show them my new and improved diet tricks"!

  • 4 votes
#2.6 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:40 AM EST
mightyj

That's what I'm talking bout!

  • 4 votes
#2.7 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:52 AM EST
ambivalent

THAT was unbelievable!

  • 3 votes
#2.8 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:16 AM EST
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Kara Shalee

Well, we seem to be crashing NV with all of this silliness. I have to log off and on again.

  • 5 votes
Reply#3 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:33 AM EST
Grisham

LOL. Fu fu guy with the bad hair and usually a pony tail who says he's 50 but looks 20. Neat article, JJ!

  • 7 votes
Reply#4 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:22 AM EST
Bad Fish

Guys i know what your thinking........I don't think you can use this technique in reverse by pushing your beer gut into your penis......

  • 6 votes
Reply#5 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:59 AM EST
js-445607

Oh could we ever have fun with "beer gut" Bad Fish.

  • 4 votes
#5.1 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM EST
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js-445607

If I had excess fat I'd want to shove it into my wrinkly upper arms. Think there is a program for this, JJ?

  • 5 votes
Reply#6 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM EST
mightyj

I am not sure but it sounds like it might be an East German discipline Those ladies always had huge arms in the Olympics.

  • 7 votes
#6.1 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:25 PM EST
js-445607

I'll do some research!

  • 6 votes
#6.2 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:26 PM EST
Kara Shalee

js, you have a fine sense of humour!! Yes, there was more than one "Bad Fish" on this article........shall I say, quite smelly?

  • 4 votes
#6.3 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:48 PM EST
js-445607

Ha, ha, Kara, seriously...let's not be as weight loss to big industry is a zillion dollar money maker. Just think of all the gyms people pay hundreds of dollars to and never show up. They've lost something due this but it usually isn't body weight it's just their wallets are much lighter.

  • 5 votes
#6.4 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:57 PM EST
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ERich-356044

Hehe.... too funny!

  • 6 votes
Reply#7 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:17 PM EST
MinnieApolis

Neat trick! I got so much to move tho, that I'd end up like Dolly Parton.

  • 7 votes
Reply#8 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:11 AM EST
Lebowsky

That's what we need, more of the world through your eyes :o)

Hilarious lol

  • 4 votes
Reply#9 - Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:28 AM EST
Mrs D-1475814

Hahahahahahaha!!!! JJ♥. :)

  • 4 votes
Reply#10 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:00 AM EST
sisboom56

I needed a good chuckle!!!

  • 4 votes
Reply#11 - Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:28 PM EST
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