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How To Avoid Getting A Beatdown From The Police (A PSA From CRN)

Fri Feb 3, 2012 12:57 AM EST
not-news, comedy, how-to, police-brutality, chris-rock, avoiding-beatings
By mightyj
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 The following video is a no nonsense guide to avoiding a severe beating (Think Rodney King) when dealing with the authorities. In America we have a bill of rights and if you exercise your freedom of speech at the wrong moment they will make you pay until you end up looking like you just picked up the check for the bill of wrongs. So before your mouth writes a few checks your body doesn't want to cash here is a helpful video that may save you a trip to the hospital while bleeding profusely in the back of a squad car. Remeber if all else fails be polite and obey the law.

The Chris Rock Network presents "How not to get your ass kicked by the police."

 

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mightyj

Have you ever been face to face with a police officer and wondered, "Is he about to kick my ass??"

  • 6 votes
Reply#1 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 12:58 AM EST
Jumpmaster82

Everytime I'm confronted!

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 11:17 AM EST
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Kara Shalee

JJ, this is TOO funny...............thanks for the post since I don't have cable TV, so I don't bring in the Chris Rock Show, but of course I have seen him on other shows. He always hits the nail on the head for me. In humour, this is truth.........

DWB (Driving while black) can certainly be a handicap. And can often invoke the Bill of Wrongs that you speak of...........

And not to get too specific here, but the police have really overdone things on the Occupy Movement. Too bad everyone has so far missed the point on that one...........but there again, I don't blame the police, I blame the mayors of the cities that allow this to happen. They give the orders to the cops.

  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 4:12 AM EST
mightyj

I was actually putting up a video of CRN's coverage of the Gerald Lee Davis rampage and stumbled onto this public service announcement.

I was going to embed CRN's Cereal Sponsor into this piece but I didn't think I could get away with it.

  • 2 votes
#2.1 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST
Kara Shalee

You're right, JJ, the second link there might have been a violation.............CRN, wow too funny! Thanks for the links since I didn't get the show, until now of course!!

  • 2 votes
#2.2 - Sat Feb 4, 2012 3:32 AM EST
mightyj

The second link is really racial, the crackers at the end was (I think) an attempt to balance the joke to ensure that it wasn't completely one sided.

You can watch a lot of shows on the internet. I am kind of into a show called Revenge (abc) and I don't even have a TV where I am and only have mobile (cell) internet.

  • 3 votes
#2.3 - Sat Feb 4, 2012 8:32 AM EST
Kara Shalee

You can watch a lot of shows on the internet.

That's what I've heard (and even seen people doing in a cafe), but I don't know how. So, How?

  • 2 votes
#2.4 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 12:20 AM EST
mightyj

http://www.cbs.com/shows/person_of_interest/video/

This link is from a show called person of interest it streams right onto your computer and unlike revenge there are a lot of shows available. You can watch a good part of the season just by watching it on that site.

If you click the link you will be watching last weeks show.

  • 2 votes
#2.5 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:15 AM EST
Kara Shalee

Thanks, JJ. I just hit the wrong key and got a beatdown from my computer...............LOL.

Anyways I will click on that now, thanks and you always come thru.

BTW, 2 of your buddies from The Deadliest Catch series (which we have seen) were on the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" Show and happened to catch them last week. If you wanted to check it out, cause you would know who to look for. They were really smart, like you, my friend!!

  • 2 votes
#2.6 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 6:29 PM EST
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tzia62

ROFL !!

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 2:03 PM EST
Zero-

hahahahha this is good for a luagh

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM EST
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Kozakura-1552259

:( I laughed....

  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 2:41 PM EST
bore-head007

Shuttthe@!$%#up!!!!

That was some funny @!$%#!

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 6:59 PM EST
mightyj

BH you are my crazy friend!! Meaning I will have to pat you down before you get in the van.

  • 3 votes
#5.1 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST
bore-head007

I got a suspension for a like comment I'm about to post, so @!$%#it. Here goes!

Spoken like a TSA patdown pervert.!

  • 3 votes
#5.2 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST
mightyj

You never know who might be packing. (:

  • 2 votes
#5.3 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 8:57 PM EST
bore-head007

I can picture Fannie reaching around for her box cutter

  • 2 votes
#5.4 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 9:45 PM EST
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Lebowsky

Loved it, Thanks JJ now, I'm gonna shutthe@!$%#up :o)

  • 4 votes
Reply#6 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST
mightyj

Knowing when to is important. I can't say more than that....

  • 3 votes
#6.1 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 8:58 PM EST
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wowed by the force

LOL. So true. So true.

  • 2 votes
Reply#7 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 9:49 PM EST
Grisham

LMAO!

  • 2 votes
Reply#8 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:12 AM EST
mightyj

I still can't watch it without laughing.

  • 1 vote
#8.1 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:16 AM EST
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Kara Shalee

Hey, JJ, you risk a beatdown from me. I worked to get out Part II of the story for you by deadline day, so can you have a look see and let me know your honest feedback?

I value your opinion, and I take suggestions well (I hope............LOL)

Here's the link:

http://1thought.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/08/10128675-do-not-disturb-part-ii-finale

Thanks!!

  • 2 votes
Reply#9 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM EST
mightyj

Thank you for that link. I will be right over tomorrow. I am all tired right now. I read the NV drama again. Too much information about nothing.

  • 3 votes
#9.1 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM EST
Kara Shalee

Gotta agree with you there..........it's getting to be too much. It's a bad time for any of the rest of us to have "vine time" with each other!!

Rest up. Hasta manana.

  • 2 votes
#9.2 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM EST
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Mrs D-1475814

The best one is the woman in the car. "He got weed!.. He got weed!"... cracks me up and then the "shutthe@!$%#up"! :)

    Reply#10 - Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:42 PM EST
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